Posts Tagged with "miley cyrus"

Mrs Claus files for divorce, claims husband is “too interested in children”

Saturday, December 14, 2013

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In an Empty Shirt exclusive, today we sat down for a brief interview with Finnish socialite, Mrs. Claus, just hours after the world woke to the shocking news that she has filed for divorce from her husband of many years, Mr. Claus, claiming “Saint Nick” is not so saintly after all. Thank you for joining […]

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American Weapons Inspector Disciplined for Singing at Syrian Site

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

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Reuters is reporting that an American weapons inspector has been disciplined after an incident at a Syrian chemical weapons site. The employee, a member of the UN-sanctioned weapon-disposal team, was found to be singing the refrain from pop-star Miley Cyrus’ latest effort, “Wrecking Ball”. Other employees found the repetition of the line “we came in […]

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An Post takes on new staff to cope with Sinéad O’Connor letter-writing spree

Monday, October 7, 2013

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There was positive news on the jobs front today, as Ireland’s largest distributor of letters and parcels, An Post, reported the creation of several hundred new jobs in their Dublin-based sorting office. This comes on the back of Irish singer, Sinéad O’Connor, launching a personal vendetta to get Ireland’s economy back on track and to […]

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